you just might have a toddler (or two!) underfoot if…
this happens to your bathroom about twice weekly:
or if your favorite lipstick went missing rather mysteriously, then turned up looking like this:
or if the ‘bomb’ of flour or karo syrup (or in this instance protein powder) is dropped on your kitchen quite routinely:
anyone else comfort yourself with something along the lines of…
“well, praise God, at least we’re all still alive!”
…at least from time to time?